i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
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I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
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He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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