I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
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Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
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You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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