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  • 74 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:11pm

    Bill Nye actually came to my school monday (he's an alum) and ate dinner at the dining hall where i work and we all got a picture with him. and then i got high last night (without him unfortunately). so i feel like this post is meant for me.

  • 82 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 5:32pm

    Remember that movie Memoirs of a Geisha when she says every step she ever took was just to bring herself closer to the chairman? Yeah well this is the remake. Bill Nye the Science Guy in.... Memoirs of a Stoner.

  • 64 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 3:07pm

    156 doesn't have a life...

  • 67 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 9:04am

    I heard that bill nye is actually a total asshole in real life 432

  • 71 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 10:13am

    9:26 doesn't inhale lololol

  • 55 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 10:56am

    BILL NYE WAS AT MY SCHOOL LAST WEEK

  • 72 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 5:42pm

    He was on the cover of a weed magazine hitting a bong :)

  • 59 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 12:45pm

    hahahahahah gooood one

  • 71 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 11:36am

    i would like to have bill nye eat a pretzel out of my twat

  • 70 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 12:11am

    By keep it green you mean the weed right?

  • 65 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 9:26am

    Weed doesn't do a whole lot to me idk why

  • 55 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 11:15pm

    this is like the best text on here lol

  • 62 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 1:58am

    Utah fuck yeah... And just cause we live in Utah sure as he'll don't mean we are Mormons

  • 64 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 9:02pm

    2:04, ur a lying douche who needs peoples attention to deal with ur pitiful life. Get a life.

  • 58 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:24pm

    I've met him a couple of times. He was amiable.

  • 62 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:30pm

    Lol Utah pot heads.

  • 56 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 2:22pm

    let me just say. i have been with bill nye...at a carnival. it was glorious.

  • 60 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:16am

    straight up always baked in SLC!!!

  • 50 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 2:04pm

    My friends mom dated him.... And he is a jerk!

  • 55 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 8:11pm

    I named my bong Bill Nye. =) So in a way, I do get high with him.

  • 53 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 11:16am

    this is just fking stupid. you heard it here first.

  • 59 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 9:45am

    smoke more of it or better quality or both!

  • 54 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 11:51pm

    BILL NYE FOREVER!!!!

  • 48 65
    Submitted by allissonm on Feb 9, 10 at 11:06pm

    9:04, yeah he is an asshole, my physics teacher met him.

  • 54 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 7:59pm

    omfg we need to be friends. now. <3

  • 44 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 3:56am

    5:32, HILARIOUS. 5:42, really???? Cuz thats fuckin awesome!!!

  • 50 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 4:43pm

    hahaha this made me laugh

  • 50 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 11:57pm

    Hahaha there are more texts posted about weed and getting high from Utah than any other state....ironic. Guess you Mormons are just bored.

  • 52 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:56pm

    Go to prison you nasty lowlives

  • 41 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 3:31am

    I actually lol'd irl at this while sitting at work. It's in-fucking-possible to count the times I've wanted to get blazed with Bill Nye.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 11:57am

    <3 <3 <3 BILL NYE <3 <3 <3