last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
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He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
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Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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