she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
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So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
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Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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