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  • 74 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 10:07am

    Actually, that'd be a simile, not a metaphor...

  • 68 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 9:52am

    You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

  • 68 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:26am

    IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN

  • 62 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 12:34am

    LOL @ grammar nazi wannabes, go back to school

  • 62 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 12:27pm

    YaaaaaaaHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 61 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 1:20pm

    why was this text post-worthy?

  • 61 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:22am

    Oh I get it because I love big penis in my mouth and I get nobpussy because I'm on tfln all night. That's funny! -Jeff

  • 60 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 9:07pm

    Actually it's an analogy...

  • 65 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 3:31pm

    especially since she called them metaphors. and they're clearly similes

  • 66 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 8:53am

    yay this is from rhode island where i livee

  • 65 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:51am

    Tfln mods may or may not be smoking crack.

  • 57 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 12:51am

    Jeff go to fml you attention whore

  • 57 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 9:15am

    So you are a bitch across state lines?

  • 59 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 8:07am

    YaaaaaaaHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 55 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:07pm

    YaaaaaaaHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 65 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 12:36am

    LMFAO. this is fabuloussssss.

  • 56 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:28am

    YaaaaaaaHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 54 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 4:01pm

    It's ones like this that make me wonder why I bought this damn app!!

  • 52 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:02am

    This makes me ashamed to be from rhode island.

  • 56 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:14am

    Yes, 10:07, I was about to say the same. Because it uses the word "like", it would be classified as a simile, not a metaphor.

  • 58 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 9:18am

    YaaaaaaaHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 53 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:18am

    YaaaaaaaHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 50 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 10:11am

    YaaaaaaaHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 52 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:27am

    or else it gets the hose again.

  • 52 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 10:14am

    Oh I get it! It's funny because it's a reference to tv shows and an insult all in one so she must have felt extra shameful! -Jeff

  • 50 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 9:48am

    How did this get past mods? Hey, girls in the above text: Fuck u forever (fyfe)