What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
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I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
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I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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