Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
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She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
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If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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