My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
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