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  Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.

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  (716): Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking. http://tfl.nu/rcur
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  Submitted by drunknslut on Jan 9, 13 at 1:51pm

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  Suck it up princess!

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  Submitted by HarleyChic on Jan 10, 13 at 2:45am

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  Perhaps

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