tell your sister to shave her snatch
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
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Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
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Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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