HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
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Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
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his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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