I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
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I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
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Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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