She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
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my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
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Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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