David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
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Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
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He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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