You made me cry and you don't even care
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
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herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
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We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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