so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
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i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
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You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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