I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
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her facebook's as public as her vagina
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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