I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
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It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
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That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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