he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
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All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
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I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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