Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
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do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
drinking out of a sandbucket again
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
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Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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