It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
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Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
whose ass print is on the piano?
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
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Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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