singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
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What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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