I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
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a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
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we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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