Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
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My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
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I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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