She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
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She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
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WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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