Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
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There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
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hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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