I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
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all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
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Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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