Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
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SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
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I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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