he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
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She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
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I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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