i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
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Since when is my name a synonym for head?
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
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Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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