so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
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I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
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Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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