I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
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I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Still dying that you shit outside
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I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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