oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
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you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
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it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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