you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
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He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
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Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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