Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
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It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
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I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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