my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
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apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
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sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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