i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
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Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
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No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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