i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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