i don't like sucking hair
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
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Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
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Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
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