Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
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Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
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Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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