he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
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Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
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I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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