I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
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Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
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I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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