kristin has been a bad kristin
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
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Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
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next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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