so explain again why im purple
no
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
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so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
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Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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