Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
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Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
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first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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