Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
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Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
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Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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