anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
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the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
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There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
im on a boat
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