Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
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I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
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Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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