She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
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Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
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She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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