I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
i dont even know how to be here
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
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I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
foreskin is a definite game changer
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There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize